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Jewish Boys on Bikes

by Nyentek

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Intro: So there I was, just minding my own business, and then this creepy old guy came up to me, and he started asking me these really weird questions. I tried to move away, but then he reached out his hand... fortunately, these Jewish boys on bikes came by and saved the day. Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Always saving the day They do it their own way Every week they deal both with sin and gogs Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes The Jewish boys on bikes are always ready to have a good time But not too good a time ‘cause that might be a crime They wear their nice black and whites in summer, regardless of the heat To make their acquaintance will delight, and their flawless appearance can’t be beat Hair in brown locks, streaming down their heads Probably more intimate than your great uncle’s dreads Standing around respectfully, making way for passersby Is one of them smoking? Couldn’t be; no need to ask me why Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes (Jewish boys on bikes) Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes (Jewish boys on bikes) Jewish boys on bikes Jewish boys on bikes
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Why are you talking to me? (It’s morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s still morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s really still morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s still morning) Why are you talking to me? (It’s really still morning) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) It’s morning Rise and shine A new day dawns I wish I were still in bed Now who is this person Striking up conversation? I don’t even want To be around people yet Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Now this is getting bad Please, let me eat in peace I don’t mean to make you sad But have some courtesy(ce) I really don’t mean to whine But you do this all the time So just say a hi or hey And be on your way Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Every morning it’s the same, “Please, tell me about your day” I just woke up, my eyes aflame Would you please be getting on your way? Find another hole to fill Stop harassing your poor friends Maybe take a sleeping pill That might pay you dividends Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Don’t you take it (Personally) But my vocal folds (Don’t work this early) Don’t talk to me (In the morning) Lost in a world of confusion Trapped in a world of delusion You make my body fluids think they’re oozing So, don’t talk to me about chemical fusion
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Walking, it will get you there Walking, it’s pretty easy Walking, unless you’re old or young Walking, a healthy choice Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Biking is quick It can be fun Biking’s the trick For cheap movement, it’s won Bike to your place of destination It’ll be more fun than replication Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Driving sure is fast But it costs a lot Driving can be dangerous But many people like it a lot Driving will get you there Maybe you will look stylish But remember It promotes a sedentary lifestyle Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day The worst thing you could do is jog on hard, flat surfaces Then your unaccustomed human joints will come to haunt you When you get to be 30 or 40 you’ll need hip surgery So heed my warning and walk, bike, or drive Walk, bike, or drive Walk, bike, or drive Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Walking, biking, driving You have these choices every day Every day
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So pretty at night Colors blinding my mind When I look up at the sky I’m not sure what I see Is all that beauty in the sky Just from what we’ve put out into the world Or is Mother Nature really smiling at us? All I can hope is that it’s not an artificial sunset An artificial sunset Some call it romantic Others call it foolish, cheesy Now, if our pollutants have caused it It is no longer cliché Is all that beauty in the sky Just from what we’ve put out into the world Or is Mother Nature really smiling at us? All I can hope is that it’s not an artificial sunset An artificial sunset Breep do bee bap dweh ba doo bap beh dep bep buh beddy buh Boo ba duh ba duh buh Beh bah buh doo buh dah pah pah bah oop a dah boo bah doo peh Puh deh pah brda bah brpa Da bah bah Pah peh puh peh puh peh puh Peaugh Is all that beauty in the sky Just from what we’ve put out into the world Or is Mother Nature really smiling at us? All I can hope is that it’s not an artificial sunset An artificial sunset All I can hope is that it’s not an artificial sunset An artificial sunset
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Put your hands into the flames, they say Walk over hot coals, they say Only the weak get burned, they say If you are strong you’ll be fine, they say Put your hands into the flames, they say Walk over hot coals, they say Only the weak get burned, they say If you are strong you’ll be fine, they say Hey people, who do you think you’re kidding? Fire is really hot Fire is really hot I learned not to touch fire as a kid I generally don’t play with fire So my caution you’ll never get rid Your dares about flame don’t inspire Hey people, who do you think you’re kidding? Fire is really hot Fire is really hot Fire is really hot Fire is really hot
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Selection 02:00
Careful with selection Pick the right one Don’t be fooled by fancy flair Choose what’ll bring the most fun
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Cigarettes, ugh! Cigars, raah! Don’t bring those into the house Ugly look and worse yet smell Smoking those will lead to hell Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Who wants to put a Camel in their mouth? That’s gross Think of all the fur and germs Not to mention The other ridiculous things Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting (Smoking personified) Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting Smoking is disgusting
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People complain that noone’s real People say nobody can feel People say noone is genuine But people don’t expect what they want The problem with sincerity is that noone believes that you’re real The problem with sincerity is that nobody thinks that you feel The problem with sincerity is that you’ll scare people off real quick The problem with sincerity is that people will think you’re a * They say our world is so desensitized That common humanity fails to see with its eyes Yet more can be seen than these people have realized With open eyes and minds we may see through all the thin disguise The problem with sincerity is that noone believes that you’re real The problem with sincerity is that nobody thinks that you feel The problem with sincerity is that you’ll scare people off real quick The problem with sincerity is that people will think you’re a * Why do we lie, act, and pretend? Why do we play the part and fake it? Why do we lie, act and pretend? Why do we play the part and fake it? The problem with sincerity is that noone believes that you’re real The problem with sincerity is that nobody thinks that you feel The problem with sincerity is that you’ll scare people off real quick The problem with sincerity is that people will think you’re a * The problem with sincerity is that noone believes that you’re real The problem with sincerity is that nobody thinks that you feel The problem with sincerity is that you’ll scare people off real quick The problem with sincerity is that people will think you’re a *

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Created by Nyentek on July 11-12, 2014. Remastered on January 15, 2015. Album art by Nyentek (www.instagram.com/NyentekArt).

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released July 12, 2014

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