Not again
I can’t deal with this sh** no more

Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma

I’m sick and tired of this mess
Feel like I’ll throw up again
My days need some redemption
Or else I’m leaving you
This is a disaster
Can you make it leave faster?
Ma’am, where’s your pastor?
I think this granny needs some prayer

Save yourself, children
This sight is not for you
Close your eyes, heed them
This is a nightmare come true
Somebody come get her
Her prunes are getting prunier
Get her before I have to
Bury myself before her

Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma

I love my wife a lot
She brightens all my days
But how she bares herself
Scares away the youth
Over the years we’ve fought
So much my eyes have glazed
It no longer hurts me
When she gets in a mood

Time and time again I tell her
Keep your clothing on yourself and
Spare some kids the scars they’ll have
Until they’re old and smart enough to
Know you didn’t mean to harm them
You were only self-expressing
In your very special way
Although to most it is depressing

Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma
Naked grandma
Naked grandma
I don’t want to see your naked grandma